Clarion, PA, Pennsylvania

Smoking tolerance level [1= very illegal 5=virtually legal]: 2

Legislation: Possession of 30 grams or less of marijuana is a misdemeanor, punishable by up to 30 days in jail and a fine of up to $500. The penalties for possession of greater than 30 grams increase to a possible one year in prison and a fine up to $5,000.

Law Enforcement: The cops around here apparently don’t have anything better to do (like solve that murder case from last summer). The police reports seem to be be wholly made up of underage drinking, public intoxication and drugs.

Where to buy marijuana in Clarion PA : College students. The Nair and Wilkinson dorms are a good place to sniff some out. There are usually some people hanging out by the front doors, and you can usually ask less than 20 people and find at leat one.

Marijuana Prices in Clarion PA:

$15-20 for a g of bud. $50 or less for an 1/8 of bud. Don’t pay more than $30 for an 1/8 of mids. Don’t buy shwag.

Brands: No real designer brands, a lot of “home grown” style of stuff. More often the brands are what NOT to buy. Look out for “Butler Brick” which is pretty easy to spot: hard, flat and kinda like it’s covered in sugar water that has dried out. It’s kinda red-brown and it tastes like dirt. Some shifty people, lkke high schoolers and rednecks from the trailer park will try to pass this off to you.

Moer Information: Fly the flag. Make subtle references. You can get a hookup if you want. Hell, Saturday Night Live’s Tracy Morgan rolled up a fatty on the table at the Loomis (and then passed the bag off to some lucky guy before the bronze 5-0 showed up).