Waldorf, MD, Maryland

Smoking tolerance level [1= very illegal 5=virtually legal]: 2.5

Legislation:  The state of Maryland has medical marijuana laws enacted.

Possession or use of any amount of marijuana is punishable by up to one year in jail and a fine of up to $1,000.

For any second or subsequent conviction, the sentence may double from that for a first offense.

Maryland is one of the strictest states in the country. It has a medical marijuana defense (used in court) but it is not on par with the laws of any of the other 10+ medical marijuana states. ” Maryland’s legislature passed a medical marijuana affirmative defense law in 2003. This law requires the court to consider a defendant’s use of medical marijuana to be a mitigating factor in marijuana-related state prosecution. If the patient, post-arrest, successfully makes the case at trial that his or her use of marijuana is one of medical necessity, then the maximum penalty allowed by law would be a $100 fine.” Source: http://www.norml.com/index.cfm?Group_ID=4542&wtm_view=medical

Law enforcement: It’s pretty calm out here so long as you don’t mess with the cops. If you managed to get pulled over (usually need to really do something stupid to get pulled over) and they search and find you holding, you’re going to jail. First offense will get you released the next morning with a slap on the wrist. Cultivation isn’t much of an issue, just stick to the don’t tell anybody rule and you’ll be fine.

Where to buy Marijuana in Waldorf MD: You really gotta know someone, you can try the mall or the local bars at night but it would be kinda hard that way.

Waldorf marijuana prices: One word, EXPENSIVE.

$50-60 for 1/4oz of mids

$100-$120 for 1/4 oz commercial KB nugs

however if you know the right people you can get mids for $100-120 an oz

Brands: Just usually average mid-grade or KB, but haze, white widow and blueberry have been making the rounds.

 

Reisterstown, MD, Maryland

Smoking tolerance level [1= very illegal 5=virtually legal]: 3.5

Legislation: 

The state of Maryland has medical marijuana laws enacted.

Possession or use of any amount of marijuana is punishable by up to one year in jail and a fine of up to $1,000.

For any second or subsequent conviction, the sentence may double from that for a first offense.

Maryland is one of the strictest states in the country. It has a medical marijuana defense (used in court) but it is not on par with the laws of any of the other 10+ medical marijuana states. ” Maryland’s legislature passed a medical marijuana affirmative defense law in 2003. This law requires the court to consider a defendant’s use of medical marijuana to be a mitigating factor in marijuana-related state prosecution. If the patient, post-arrest, successfully makes the case at trial that his or her use of marijuana is one of medical necessity, then the maximum penalty allowed by law would be a $100 fine.” Source: http://www.norml.com/index.cfm?Group_ID=4542&wtm_view=medical

Where to buy marijuana in Reisterstown: It’s really scarce to find it on the streets. Usually only rasta people have it. Along with teenagers

Reisterstown marijuana prices: Anywhere from 5$ a gram to 20$

Brands: Blueberry, White Widow, Hydro, BubbleGum, Maui Wowie

 

Rockville, MD, Maryland

Smoking tolerance level [1= very illegal 5=virtually legal]: 4

Legislation: The state of Maryland has medical marijuana laws enacted.

Possession or use of any amount of marijuana is punishable by up to one year in jail and a fine of up to $1,000.

For any second or subsequent conviction, the sentence may double from that for a first offense.

Maryland is one of the strictest states in the country. It has a medical marijuana defense (used in court) but it is not on par with the laws of any of the other 10+ medical marijuana states. ” Maryland’s legislature passed a medical marijuana affirmative defense law in 2003. This law requires the court to consider a defendant’s use of medical marijuana to be a mitigating factor in marijuana-related state prosecution. If the patient, post-arrest, successfully makes the case at trial that his or her use of marijuana is one of medical necessity, then the maximum penalty allowed by law would be a $100 fine.” Source: http://www.norml.com/index.cfm?Group_ID=4542&wtm_view=medical

Law enforcement: some cops walking around probably not a good idea to light up down town but if cant be done on property there are some back roads outside of downtown

another reporetr added: ” Rockville is the county seat. If you are downtown, there is either a cop or a camera watching you. Cops are in cars, on foot, and on bikes. BAD news.”

Where to buy marijuana: Stay away from the movie theater area unless you are looking to get busted. It is within a block of courthouses, police HQ, etc…. plus it is surveillance central.

If you are looking for hook-ups, hang around White Flint, any of the metro stations… talk to the stoner people

Marijuana prices: 5-10 a g for mids

15-20 a g for kb or heddies

20-25 a g for brand name

Marijuana brands: mids and kb are easy to find but hydro and others can also be found

More information: most people who look like they smoke can hook you up with a dealer

Potomac, Maryland

Smoking tolerance level [1= very illegal 5=virtually legal]: 2

Legislation: The state of Maryland has medical marijuana laws enacted.

Possession or use of any amount of marijuana is punishable by up to one year in jail and a fine of up to $1,000.

For any second or subsequent conviction, the sentence may double from that for a first offense.

Law Enforcement: Police within Baltimore City are too busy with real crime to worry about pot. In my experience those caught with a small stash (under an oz.) within the city limits usually are let off scot-free, and often the officer doesn’t even bother confiscating the weed. Those caught with a large amount or who are caught dealing are often arrested.

The outlying suburbs in Howard, Anne Arundel, Carroll, Harford, and Baltimore Counties have their own police forces, and are less likely to tolerate any drug use. Also, not found in the city but around the suburbs, the Maryland State Police have a reputation for zero tolerance on drugs. If you are caught with pot, you will be arrested. But as long as you don’t advertize your weed smoking and use good judgement, you should be fine.

another reporter added: “Maryland is one of the strictest states in the country. It has a medical marijuana defense (used in court) but it is not on par with the laws of any of the other 10+ medical marijuana states. ” Maryland’s legislature passed a medical marijuana affirmative defense law in 2003. This law requires the court to consider a defendant’s use of medical marijuana to be a mitigating factor in marijuana-related state prosecution. If the patient, post-arrest, successfully makes the case at trial that his or her use of marijuana is one of medical necessity, then the maximum penalty allowed by law would be a $100 fine.” Source: http://www.norml.com/index.cfm?Group_ID=4542&wtm_view=medical”

Where to buy marijuana: Marijuana is easy to buy if you have connections. If you need to find a dealer, look for skaters and they will give you information.

Our latest reports tell us: Drive out to Darnestown or Seneca. The KFC/Taco Bell near Quince Orchard almost always has people around, but they’re usually pushing mids. Alternatively, get to know a dealer in the Potomac/Betheda area – it’s much easier, because the dealers never just “hang aroun” in Potomac, and the more local dealers always have better stuff. Weed in Potomac is/has been/will be the most expensive weed you will purchase – out of towners ALWAYS feel like they’re getting ripped off.

Marijuana prices: Some of the highest in the nation. When Potomac kids get out of the area to go to college, most are astounded at the comparatively lower prices of weed everywhere else in the country, and are shocked when they return home to the overpriced (though high quality) buds in the area.

For mids (increasingly rare, as most dealers in the area buy in bulk straight from the growers and want to make it worth their while): 15-20/g, 35-45/8th, 145-175/oz For headies (superdanks): 20-30/g, 65-100/8th, 250-600/oz (much more prevalent in Potomac)

Marijuana brands: Everything. People buy from growers all over the country and push around the Potomac area. Blueberries, Bubble Gum, Pacific Ambient Northern Lights, Afghani Kush, Cali Trainwreck, Sour Diesel, White Widow, Alaskan Thunderfuck You name it, it’s been through Potomac

More information: Being a pot smoker in Potomac is a big investment, but it’s well worth it for the quality buds in the area. And who doesn’t have money to burn in Potomac?

Be careful smoking in the Potomac Village area. Avenel security doesn’t really care, but MoCo Police are all over River, Falls, Bradley, and Oaklyn (to name a few). Your best bet is to smoke at your house/in your yard, in the woods, or to post up in a car in the back ends of random neighborhoods (the kind that you can never find your way out of). STAY OUT OF AVENEL PARK, AS WELL AS ANY SCHOOL IN POTOMAC. Police are in and out of those places all night.

Oakland, MD, Maryland

Smoking tolerance level [1= very illegal 5=virtually legal]: 2

Legislation: Maryland is one of the strictest states in the country. It has a medical marijuana defense (used in court) but it is not on par with the laws of any of the other 10+ medical marijuana states. ” Maryland’s legislature passed a medical marijuana affirmative defense law in 2003. This law requires the court to consider a defendant’s use of medical marijuana to be a mitigating factor in marijuana-related state prosecution. If the patient, post-arrest, successfully makes the case at trial that his or her use of marijuana is one of medical necessity, then the maximum penalty allowed by law would be a $100 fine.” Source: http://www.norml.com/index.cfm?Group_ID=4542&wtm_view=medical

Law enforcement: if a cop suspects you of smoking, he will pursue you in most cases. dont mess around with it.

Where to buy marijuana: while the best bud is hard to find on the street, just hang around and talk to sketchy looking kids, a good place is the plaza near arbys and foodland. but, unlike most cities, most of the really good buds are held and sold by very upper-class people. it is hard to find really dank herb without being knowing somebody. i.e. sketchy kids near arbys wont have the heads.

Marijuana prices: mids 25-35 a cut

heads 50 a cut

Marijuana brands: most names are bullshit here, except the high class people with the real weed.

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Lexington Park, MD, Maryland

Smoking tolerance level [1= very illegal 5=virtually legal]: 2.5

Legislation: Possession or use of any amount of marijuana is punishable by up to one year in jail and a fine of up to $1,000.

Cultivation, delivery or sale of less than 50 pounds of marijuana is punishable by up to five years in prison and a fine of up to $15,000. For 50 pounds or more, the penalties increase to a five-year mandatory minimum sentence and a fine of up to $100,000. If the sale occurs within 1,000 feet of a school, while the school is in session, or on a school bus, the penalty is up to 20 years in prison and a fine of up to $20,000.

Bringing 5 – 45 kilograms of marijuana into the state is punishable by up to 10 years in prison and a fine of up to $10,000. Transporting 45 kilograms or more into the state is punishable by up to 25 years in prison and a fine of up to $50,000.

Possession, use or sale of paraphernalia is a criminal fine of $500 for the first offense. For a second or subsequent offense, the penalties increase to a term of up to two years in prison and a fine of up to $2,000.

For any second or subsequent conviction, the sentence may double from that for a first offense.

Law enforcement: They only see what you show them. This is one of the places where you don’t want to drive blazin, especialy if there’s a lot of people in the car. A lot of the stories i read in the local paper begin with something like “he was pulled over for a broken tail-light, the officer noticed the smell of burnt marijuana…” so before you ride dirty, make sure that everything else is straight-seatbelt, taillights, and keep some febreeze in your car.

Where to buy marijuana: A good place to look is any local gas station, just chill for a while, you’ll know who’s holdin.

Marijuana prices:

Mids: 2-3.5(dub) g for $20, 1/4 for $40, 1/2 for 70, 1oz. for $130

KB: 1g= $20, 2g= $35, 1/8= $45-50; 1/4= $90-100, 1oz.=$200-300

Frederick, MD, Maryland

Smoking tolerance level [1= very illegal 5=virtually legal]: 2.5

Legislation: Possession or use of any amount of marijuana is punishable by up to one year in jail and a fine of up to $1,000.

Cultivation, delivery or sale of less than 50 pounds of marijuana is punishable by up to five years in prison and a fine of up to $15,000. For 50 pounds or more, the penalties increase to a five-year mandatory minimum sentence and a fine of up to $100,000. If the sale occurs within 1,000 feet of a school, while the school is in session, or on a school bus, the penalty is up to 20 years in prison and a fine of up to $20,000.

another reporter added: “Maryland is one of the strictest states in the country. It has a medical marijuana defense (used in court) but it is not on par with the laws of any of the other 10+ medical marijuana states. ” Maryland’s legislature passed a medical marijuana affirmative defense law in 2003. This law requires the court to consider a defendant’s use of medical marijuana to be a mitigating factor in marijuana-related state prosecution. If the patient, post-arrest, successfully makes the case at trial that his or her use of marijuana is one of medical necessity, then the maximum penalty allowed by law would be a $100 fine.”

Law enforcement: Depending on the spots in Frederick, cops can range from easy going, to extremely strict. On weekends police are extremely strict and will do anything they can to catch people smoking herb…so be careful not to get pulled over

Where to buy marijuana: Any stoner looking person in Frederick can tell you where to buy… check the college campuses for good hookups

Marijuana prices: mids-1/8-20 1/4-40

kb-1/8-50

Marijuana brands: sour diesel, Purple haze, silver haze, ak-47, northern lights, bubblegum, blueberry……..

Edgewood, MD, Maryland

Smoking tolerance level [1= very illegal 5=virtually legal]: 2

Legislation: The state of Maryland has medical marijuana laws enacted.

Possession or use of any amount of marijuana is punishable by up to one year in jail and a fine of up to $1,000.

For any second or subsequent conviction, the sentence may double from that for a first offense.

Law Enforcement: Police within Baltimore City are too busy with real crime to worry about pot. In my experience those caught with a small stash (under an oz.) within the city limits usually are let off scot-free, and often the officer doesn’t even bother confiscating the weed. Those caught with a large amount or who are caught dealing are often arrested.

The outlying suburbs in Howard, Anne Arundel, Carroll, Harford, and Baltimore Counties have their own police forces, and are less likely to tolerate any drug use. Also, not found in the city but around the suburbs, the Maryland State Police have a reputation for zero tolerance on drugs. If you are caught with pot, you will be arrested. But as long as you don’t advertize your weed smoking and use good judgement, you should be fine.

another reporter added: “Maryland is one of the strictest states in the country. It has a medical marijuana defense (used in court) but it is not on par with the laws of any of the other 10+ medical marijuana states. ” Maryland’s legislature passed a medical marijuana affirmative defense law in 2003. This law requires the court to consider a defendant’s use of medical marijuana to be a mitigating factor in marijuana-related state prosecution. If the patient, post-arrest, successfully makes the case at trial that his or her use of marijuana is one of medical necessity, then the maximum penalty allowed by law would be a $100 fine.” Source: http://www.norml.com/index.cfm?Group_ID=4542&wtm_view=medical”

Law enforcement: Edgewoood doesn’t have a police department. They are under the Harford County Sheriffs Department and boy are these guys jerks. If your going to get pulled over with stuff on you, this isn’t the place to do it.

The sheriffs have a bad attitude towards everything and are very rude. I can honestly say all the ones I have came in contact with were and that would probably be around 5 or 6 incidents. If they pull you over for anything they always ask to search you and your car. They have never looked in my trunk but have always searched me and my backseats and floors. I wouldn’t want to get caught around here.

Where to buy marijuana: Your best bet is to try up around the Edgewater Shopping center located on Pulaski Highway (route 40). The housing developments behind it are filled with drugs and gang violence. There is a gas station in the shopping center that sells a lot of different bowls, pipes, bubblers, etc. They sell everything type of blunt you can think of. Dutches, Games, White Owls, Phillys, and Wraps. A lot of drug dealers hang out around the gas stations.

Most people that smoke should know the type of person to talk to. I scored some decent stuff around there a few times.

Some other good places are down on Edgewood Road towards the school and the library. A lot of shady characters hang out around there that may be able to help you out.

One more thing. Watch out for people trying to burn you or rip you off. There is a lot of crack cocaine and cocaine in there area and a lot of fiends who might be trying to burn you. Watch your back.

Marijuana prices: There isn’t really any shwagg or commericial around here. You can get your mids for 10 a gram, 3 grams for 25, 1/4 for 45, 1/2 for 65, and an Onion for 110-135. If people try to go high then that for midis, they are ripping you off. You can always find someone better.

KB is usually 20 a gram or 50 an 1/8 but i’ve seen an 1/8 as low as 45.

Marijuana brands: midis, kb, and of course some better stuff pops up every once in a while.

Bethesda, MD, Maryland

Smoking tolerance level [1= very illegal 5=virtually legal]: 3

Legislation: NO TOLERANCE in the name of the game in bethesda, Currently bethesda is under a medicinal legislation. 1000$ dollar fine and one year in jail for possesion.

Maryland is one of the strictest states in the country. It has a medical marijuana defense (used in court) but it is not on par with the laws of any of the other 10+ medical marijuana states. ” Maryland’s legislature passed a medical marijuana affirmative defense law in 2003. This law requires the court to consider a defendant’s use of medical marijuana to be a mitigating factor in marijuana-related state prosecution. If the patient, post-arrest, successfully makes the case at trial that his or her use of marijuana is one of medical necessity, then the maximum penalty allowed by law would be a $100 fine.” Source: http://www.norml.com/index.cfm?Group_ID=4542&wtm_view=medical

Law enforcement: Cops suck in bethesda, don’t get caught or u will be arrested. Cops can be seen on foot, bike, and patroll car. UNDERCOVER COPS ARE PLENTIFULL

another reporter added: “Pretty strict, blunt rides are a no-no unless you’re out in Potomac.

Street deals just don’t happen, as there are a lot of bike and foot cops that blend in suprisingly well.”

Where to buy marijuana: DONT buy at UA/Regal Cinemas, cops have known it’s a hot spot for years.

You need a hook-up, or no bud for you.

Try asking people who work in the restaurants without being patronizing, most of em smoke

Marijuana prices:

Shwagg

1g 5$-10$

Middies

1g 10$-15$

Dank

1g 20$-25$

and also: “50-60 an eigth for KB or headies

40 an eigth for beasters

25/g for primo WTFOMGBBQ weed”

Brands: any brand can be found in maryland people are sneaky here and might try to rip you off on some schwagg.

I’ve seen high grade skunk to purple haze, white widow, new york diesal, bubble gum, grapefruit, ak-47

More information: Cops really do suck here, it’s better to smoke on your property or in your hood, roads are somtimes fine to cheaf on, but be carefull, undercover cops are very common.

Baltimore, MD, Maryland

Smoking tolerance level [1= very illegal 5=virtually legal]: 4 in city, 3 in suburbs

Legislation: The state of Maryland has medical marijuana laws enacted. Possession or use of any amount of marijuana is punishable by up to one year in jail and a fine of up to $1,000. For any second or subsequent conviction, the sentence may double from that for a first offense.

Maryland is one of the strictest states in the country. It has a medical marijuana defense (used in court) but it is not on par with the laws of any of the other 10+ medical marijuana states. ” Maryland’s legislature passed a medical marijuana affirmative defense law in 2003. This law requires the court to consider a defendant’s use of medical marijuana to be a mitigating factor in marijuana-related state prosecution. If the patient, post-arrest, successfully makes the case at trial that his or her use of marijuana is one of medical necessity, then the maximum penalty allowed by law would be a $100 fine.”

Law Enforcement: Most cops in the city will not care whatsoever about marijuana, but in the county it’s a little different. They’re looking in the county for heroin and cocaine, so if you keep your smoking chill and don’t make yourself stand out you’re pretty safe. If you get sloppy and are noticed, by smoking pot on the street or making a deal, they will most definitely arrest you then and there unless you can give them good intel on powders. If they find even the slightest bit of old, flaky, ressed up pot they’ll charge it.

another reporter added: “Police within Baltimore City are too busy with real crime to worry about pot. In my experience those caught with a small stash (under an oz.) within the city limits usually are let off scot-free, and often the officer doesn’t even bother confiscating the weed. Those caught with a large amount or who are caught dealing are often arrested.

The outlying suburbs in Howard, Anne Arundel, Carroll, Harford, and Baltimore Counties have their own police forces, and are less likely to tolerate any drug use. Also, not found in the city but around the suburbs, the Maryland State Police have a reputation for zero tolerance on drugs. If you are caught with pot, you will be arrested. But as long as you don’t advertize your weed smoking and use good judgement, you should be fine.”

Where to buy marijuana in Baltimore MD: Pikesville, Owings Mills, Park Heights, Millford Mill, they are all different places in the county but all within a 5-20 minute drive to the city. If you stay in the county to cop buds, go to movie theatres and malls, places where there’s stuff going on. Most of the people under 25 anywhere in the county blaze, so you can ask around without too much worry. Check gas stations if you’re closer to the city, they usually have dealers hanging around. If you can’t find any, go to Hampden. It is technically in the city and is almost a free zone, crime runs free. The avenue is the main street going through Hampden, walk around for 5 minutes and you can find any drug you could ever want, but only use it as a last resort because a lot of people around there like to burn and jbeat the shit out of anyone possible. Check out for cops, as long as you’re not noticeable there’s no chance of getting arrested. If Hampden cops do find pot on you, they’ll let you walk and may or may not confiscate it.

another reporter added: “Baltimore is a mecca of illegal drugs, and marijuana is no exception. While it is possible to buy on the street, it can be very dangerous if you don’t know the neighborhood and you are more likely to end up with schwag. It helps to know someone in the area who has reliable sources.

That being said, there are plenty of places for the stoner tourist to look for a hookup. Fells point is a short walk east from the Inner Harbor and Downtown. Watch out for all the panhandlers, but some of the rasta-looking guys you see walking around might be able to hook you up.

You might be able to meet someone who can hook you up at one of the downtown nightclubs like Power Plant Live and the Iguana Cantina. These places are packed every weekend by people ages 18-25 who are looking to get inebriated. Finding someone with weed shouldn’t be too hard.

Charles Village, a yuppy/artsy neighborhood just north of downtown, has many cafes and bars that are populated by cannabis-friendly young folk. That would be a relatively safe place to look.

Towson, an upscale commercial center 15 minutes north of downtown, has several college campuses in its vicinity. The nearby Recher Theater has a lot of underground indie, punk, and emo shows, so finding someone with bud at one of those concerts is not out of the question.

The important thing is, use good judgement, but don’t be afraid to ask someone to help you out. Weed is all over the place, you just have to know where to look.”

Baltimore marijuana prices: Low mids/shwag – $5 a gram, $10 for 2.8 grams, $25 dollars a quarter, $45 dollars a half, $70 an ounce Regular Middie – $10 a gram, $50 a quarter, $80 a half, $120-$140 an ounce Beaster – $15 a gram, $45 an eighth, $80 a quarter, $150 a half, $280 an ounce Outdoors, KB, headie – $20 a gram, $50 an eighth, $100 a quarter, $180 a half, $300-$350 an ounce Acapulco Gold, SJ Cruzer, California Mist, Orang and Mango Kush – $25 a gram, $60-$75 an eighth, $125-$150 a quarter, $225-$275 a half, $400-$550 an ounce

Prices are fairly competitive, and as a rule they go up the further you are from downtown.

Schwag: 1/8 for $20-25, 1/4 for $35-40, 1 oz. for $90-100

Mids: 1/8 for $35, 1/4 for $70, 1oz. for $150

KB: 1g= $20, 2g= $35, 1/8= $45-50; 1/4= $90-100, 1oz.=$200-300

Brands: Schwag tends to be brick-pack Mexican weed.

Mids are often locally grown, much of it coming from nearby Maryland and Pennsylvania farms. Jamaican redhair and skunk are fairly common.

KB brands vary from locally indoor grown or imported BC bud, but you can find just about anything in this city. I have seen White Widow, blueberry, AK-47, Northern Lights, etc. Expect to pay more for novelty brands like purple haze or strawberry cough, like $60 and 1/8.

I have lived in the Baltimore area my entire life, and I have come across hash only once here.

another reporter added: “Baltimore County really has any pot you could ever want because most everybody smokes, all the demand buds like purple haze and sour diesel and cali mist are everywhere and other stuff you wouldn’t ever expect is around as well. New, insane buds pop up all the time.”

More information: Baltimore is the meeting place of several major interstates: I-95, I-70, I-83, and I-97, and is also second only to New York as one of the largest seaports on the East Coast. Its strategic location makes it one of the major hubs of the illegal drug trade on the east coast. Heroin and cocaine have devastated many of the inner-city neighborhoods, and crime is rampant in many parts of the city. Caution is always due when exploring Baltimore, since you can go from safe neighborhood to dangerous neighborhood by simply crossing the road. It is best to explore with someone who lives here and is familiar with the area. Putting dangerous crime aside, Baltimore has a little bit of everything to suit everyone’s tastes.

The Inner Harbor and downtown area has lots of shopping, eating, and entertainment to keep the “just-passing-through” tourist occupied. Harborplace is a two-building mall complex that has lots of specialty shops. The Maryland Science Center, the National Aquarium, Fort McHenry, and the Walters Art Gallery are all points of interest to the intellectual stoner. The Babe Ruth Museum, Oriole Park at Camden Yards, and M & T Bank Stadium are all within walking distance for the sports fan. If you get the munchies, check out the Rusty Scupper or City Lights for some authentic Maryland crab cakes. Vellegia’s and Della Noche are also two restaurants worth checking out in Little Italy, sandwiched between the Harbor and Fells Point.

There is also plenty of nightlife in Baltimore. Check out the 40-plus bars along Fells Point’s cobblestone streets. Downtown also features several dance clubs and lots of little live music venues. If you visit my city, be careful, but have a great time!

Just don’t be sketchy and don’t call anybody a bitch, and your dealer will probably spark a dutch with you.