Smoking tolerance level [1= very illegal 5=virtually legal]: 2

Legislation: With no prior felony convictions, if convicted of possession of less than one pound of marijuana a judge must impose a sentence of probation with mandatory drug treatment. If no treatment center exists within the jurisdiction, the judge may waive the treatment requirement. They judge can also waive all fines.

** Unless previous conviction of paraphernalia sale or possession (if previous conviction, 90 days to 1 year). Paraphernalia sale to a minor at least 3 years younger than actor- State Jail Felony = 180 days-2 years; $10,000

Possession of two ounces or less of marijuana is punishable by up to 180 days in jail and a fine up to $2,000. Possession of greater than two ounces is punishable by up to one year in jail and a fine up to $4,000. For greater than four ounces the penalty increases to 180 days – two years in jail and a fine up to $10,000. Possession of greater than five pounds carries a penalty of 2 – 10 years in prison and a fine up to $10,000. For greater than 50 pounds the penalties increase to 2 – 20 years in prison and a fine up to $10,000. For any amount greater than 2,000 pounds the penalty is 5 – 99 years and a fine up to $50,000.

Law enforcement: This town is a police state. We are a medium size city (150,000), but boast the fourth highest trained SWAT team in Texas. The police are everywhere, and are constantly updated with the latest in civilian war technologies. I-10, the most notorious drug highway in the world runs through the center of town. Every couple months you hear about them confiscating a few hundred pounds off I-10. The police are assholes and will arrest for a roach. Beware! Cops wear cowboy hats and believe they are John Wayne. Constant trials for corruption of city officials. One cop was even caught with a few 55 gallon drums full of cocaine buried on his property. The police have come to peoples houses and beat them up at the will of a bitter girlfriend. Our last mayor is in federal prison, and he was the best yet. We collect a lot of revenue seizing property and giving tickets. Be careful even driving through! Lumberton is the next city North, and you will be pulled over if your black, because they will associate you with the trashy crack heads in our ghettos. Terrible goverment at war with its own people while hypocritically violating their own law. The only reason I gave a 2 instead of a 1 is that in the early 1900’s the police sniped drug dealers from the roof of the Hotel Beaumont. The Hotel is still there. You can stay there! There is no telling how much death and prostitution that has come through there!

Where to buy marijuana: it is going to be hard. You’ll find crack or crystal meth easier. If your black stay away from the white neighborhoods(West). If your white stay away from the black neighborhoods (South,East,North). Our town is predominately black, so if you’re black you’ll find it easier, but the cops, black and white, will racially profile you. You will have to talk a lot. Clubs here constantly go under, because no one supports anything here, so I won’t list any. There are a few pretty girls, but for the most part these are the trashiest and ugliest women in Texas. So even if you do score the smoke the chicks are tough on the eyes.

Marijuana prices: Schwag (Brown Doo-Doo)

1/4 Ounce – $15-25

1/2 Ounce – $20-30

1 Ounce – $40-60

1/4 Pound – $100-150

Kine Bud

Gram $15-30

1/8 Ounce $50-65

1/4 Ounce $100-120

Marijuana brands: Mexican Brick from Houston (Poor Quality w/ Extra Seed and Stems)

Dro is available and often good, but the douche bags here lie and make shit up all the time, but if you know someone that knows someone.

REAL STUFF

White Widow

Sweet Tooth

Various Kush

Afghani

a little Skunk

BULLSHIT LIES

White Widow

The Walking Dead

Zombie

etc.

More information: If you do stay here and score some smoke then the woods are awesome. About 25 miles away you can rent canoes at Village Creek, and float through the white sand forest of the Big Thicket National Preserve. Good Luck. You’ll Need It !

 

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